Thursday, August 03, 2006
Some choice quotes from WKRP in Cincinnati:
Smokin' hot Bailey Quarters: Have you noticed all the men in Landersville are going bald? I wonder if there's a nuclear power plant in the area.
Les: Bailey, you're his friend. What do you really know about Venus?
Bailey: You promise not to tell?
Les: I swear.
Bailey: Well, uh... you're gonna think this is a little crazy at first, but uh... I think he's black.
Les: Over my dead body.
Andy: All right. (Begins rolling his sleeves up)
Les: Wait a minute. What are you doing?
Andy: Stand still now, and don't squirm.
Herb: A. All-weather floral arrangements.
Venus: What does that mean?
Johnny: That's plastic flowers.
Herb: B. Maintenance-free artificial turf.
Johnny: Plastic grass.
Herb: C. They accept all major credit cards.
Johnny: That'd be your plastic money.
Andy: I been curious about one thing. There's a lot of rock and roll stations in Cincinnati, why'd you pick ours?
Ferryman: I checked around. I figured this station was just bad enough off to take my business. Now I'll have to find a station with even lower ratings than yours.
Andy: Well, good luck with that!
Les: What is Bailey, some sort of dollar-an-hour babysitter?
Andy: Of course not, don't be ridiculous. (Bailey enters) Bailey is your colleague.
Bailey: Andy, I've changed my mind, I want a dollar fifty.
Bailey: Just pretend you're talking to one person. A friend. Me.
Johnny: Okay.
Bailey: That's how you told me to do it. Now you do it.
Johnny: Okay, I'll give it a try.
Bailey: Just talk to me.
Johnny: This is, uh, your Doctor speaking. Hello, and good afternoon Cincinnati. I sure would like to take you home and kiss you all over in the dark.
Venus in an English accent: Ta ta! Well Miss Marlowe, my assistant Smedley and I have brought this frightfully heavy but charming piece of furniture all the way from the truck.
Jennifer: Thanks awfully, Reg.
Bailey: Well, he hasn't croaked yet, Herb, give him time.
Herb: Venus, listen. How do you get paint off a frog?
Venus: Oh I don't know, how do you get paint off a frog?
Smokin' hot Bailey Quarters: Have you noticed all the men in Landersville are going bald? I wonder if there's a nuclear power plant in the area.
Les: Bailey, you're his friend. What do you really know about Venus?
Bailey: You promise not to tell?
Les: I swear.
Bailey: Well, uh... you're gonna think this is a little crazy at first, but uh... I think he's black.
Les: Over my dead body.
Andy: All right. (Begins rolling his sleeves up)
Les: Wait a minute. What are you doing?
Andy: Stand still now, and don't squirm.
Herb: A. All-weather floral arrangements.
Venus: What does that mean?
Johnny: That's plastic flowers.
Herb: B. Maintenance-free artificial turf.
Johnny: Plastic grass.
Herb: C. They accept all major credit cards.
Johnny: That'd be your plastic money.
Andy: I been curious about one thing. There's a lot of rock and roll stations in Cincinnati, why'd you pick ours?
Ferryman: I checked around. I figured this station was just bad enough off to take my business. Now I'll have to find a station with even lower ratings than yours.
Andy: Well, good luck with that!
Les: What is Bailey, some sort of dollar-an-hour babysitter?
Andy: Of course not, don't be ridiculous. (Bailey enters) Bailey is your colleague.
Bailey: Andy, I've changed my mind, I want a dollar fifty.
Bailey: Just pretend you're talking to one person. A friend. Me.
Johnny: Okay.
Bailey: That's how you told me to do it. Now you do it.
Johnny: Okay, I'll give it a try.
Bailey: Just talk to me.
Johnny: This is, uh, your Doctor speaking. Hello, and good afternoon Cincinnati. I sure would like to take you home and kiss you all over in the dark.
Venus in an English accent: Ta ta! Well Miss Marlowe, my assistant Smedley and I have brought this frightfully heavy but charming piece of furniture all the way from the truck.
Jennifer: Thanks awfully, Reg.
Bailey: Well, he hasn't croaked yet, Herb, give him time.
Herb: Venus, listen. How do you get paint off a frog?
Venus: Oh I don't know, how do you get paint off a frog?
